The signal is subtle
We pass just close enough to touch
No questions, no answers
We know by now to say enough
With only simple words
With only subtle turns
The things we feel alone for one another
There is a secret that we keep
I won't sleep if you won't sleep
Because tonight may be the last chance we'll be given
We are compelled to do what we must do
We are compelled to do what we have been forbidden
So I won't sleep if you won't sleep tonight
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
so apt
The Problems with GUYS:
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him; If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him or other guys; If you DON'T, he says you are from KAMPUNG (VILLAGE).
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN; If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's SMARTER THAN YOU, he is GREAT.
If you DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you.
If you DON'T MAKE LOVE to him, he says you DON'T LOVE him; If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEMS, he says you are TROUBLESOME; If you DON'T, he says that you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If YOU do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If HE does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE & sooo hard to please!
*********** MEN.
1. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man? They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.
2. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man? They both get hot in 15 seconds.
3. Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent? Because that would make him a woman.
4. Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut? Because it is swollen.
5. Why does it take one million sperm to fertilise one egg? Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask directions.
6. Why are men like the letter Q? Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.
7. What is the similarity between a video recorder and a man? They go forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards, stop and eject.
8. Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female? It is rarer.
9. Why do men prefer to marry virgins? They cannot handle the criticism.
10. What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man? A myth.
11. Why don't men go through menopause? They never left puberty.
what a coincidence that carine's blog would have this posted up, just after what happened to Us last night. so apt. so precisely on time. i understand EXACTLY what she means. i can EMPATHISE with you my dearie. i'm exhausted after last night.
i just want to think about other things for now. no more arguing please. it's bad. very very bad.
i know You left those comments on my tagboard. and honestly, i'm not scared one bit. let's just forget this ordeal. this terrible ordeal. let's move on.
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Wani
23/02/1986 (Pisces)
(Psychology & Communications) Monash University
Chatting, chilling, poetry, movies, making love, making out.
Tigger & Princess
In love with love; cynical with a hint of tease. ;) LOVE THE WORLD AND SMILE AT THE STRANGER.
