how it feels to be AFI (asking for it)
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riding as the pillion on the Suzuki GSX-R1000 is one way to die.
no offense honey, but it's a beautiful bike, i admit. i LOVE the way it looks. but once i perch myself up there, i feel like i'm forced to commit suicide.
the seat is so high that i have no choice but to lean pretty low when we're riding. the gap between the rider and pillion is so huge that i slide down everytime You brake.
the pillion seat pokes into my ass. and due to the angle i have to lean down, my back aches like shit.
and since my hands are on the tank, everytime You brake, it will slip, and i have to pray that there's still some friction between the shiny fuel tank and my balmy hands.
and that effort to keep upright strains my arm muscles, and it aches like shit too.
and due to the fact that the seat IS high, and i HAVE TO lean low, i have NO CHOICE but to hold onto the bike more than holding onto You. because there's so security in holding You and i'm paranoid of dying up there.
i'm not one to complain so much. i really am not. but if i really don't feel like i'm going to live through 15 minutes of riding Your new bike, it's back to public transport for me. and honestly, i'd like to LIVE.
i love You, sayang. but i'm so afraid Your new bike doesn't fancy pillion riders too much.
so much for calling her Your new 'mistress'. heh.
