I am the secret that you keep; MISS SCARLET.

The signal is subtle
We pass just close enough to touch
No questions, no answers
We know by now to say enough
With only simple words
With only subtle turns
The things we feel alone for one another

There is a secret that we keep
I won't sleep if you won't sleep
Because tonight may be the last chance we'll be given
We are compelled to do what we must do
We are compelled to do what we have been forbidden

So I won't sleep if you won't sleep tonight

Saturday, July 28, 2007

fastard anyone?

today was a wet, wet, wet day.
so wet that i think that's the reason why my menstruation came today (not like any of you need or WANT to know, just a coincidence that's all). lame, lame, okay, i get it. no need to roll eyes at me. :D

nope, actually i just witnessed something quite amusing on the train today.
when the train stopped at tiong bahru, there was a particular middle-aged woman who wanted to board the cabin before mine (one cabin up), but failed to, and instead, entered into mine.

i thought it was due to preference or it just being too crowded, with the weather and all.
but then, once she stepped into the train, she pointed at someone (i'm assuming) and started calling out vulgarities.

well, i wouldn't call them vulgarities, mainly because she kept calling out, "stupid fastard". and to me, that was almost hilarious. then she mumbled strings of disjointed words attempting to construct a sentence that would explain her swearing in public. but no one understood a thing.

in the end, everyone ignored her, and she kept on calling out, "stupid fastard".
i tried to refrain from giggling, as she was standing right in front of me.

i was so tempted to tap on her shoulder and say, "excuse me, but if you want to curse at someone in public, maybe you should know your vocabulary better?"

but, of course, i didn't.

i was afraid she'd turn to me, all shell-shocked, and scream, "you bucker! how dare you collect me!"

*snigger*

how's this for a horrible pick-up line:
"you know what? i've got the entire dictionary tattoed on my penis. so, why don't you come over here and let me put some words in your mouth?"

oh wells.