The signal is subtle
We pass just close enough to touch
No questions, no answers
We know by now to say enough
With only simple words
With only subtle turns
The things we feel alone for one another
There is a secret that we keep
I won't sleep if you won't sleep
Because tonight may be the last chance we'll be given
We are compelled to do what we must do
We are compelled to do what we have been forbidden
So I won't sleep if you won't sleep tonight
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
some funnies
Things to do in the MRT
1. Start the Kallang Wave. 2. Pretend that you are sleeping and sway violently.
3. For every person that comes in with a bag, point to them and shout "SUICIDE BOMBER!"
4. Pole dance.
5. Use your hanphone inverted.
6. Talk to someone over the phone with a loudspeaker. Then put the phone to your ear.
7. Run and change to the opposite you. Continuously.
8. Press the EMERGENCY DISTRESS BUTTON and say "One Big Mac Meal to go, please!"
9. Stand in front of the door, and demand "Ticket, please. "
10. Stand in front of the door and stop anyone from going in, stating "For VIPs only".
11. Open a garage sale in the cabin.
12. Do a survey in the MRT.
13. Be a waiter/waitress, "Coffee or tea, sir?"
14. Talk to your reflection. Pick a fight with "it" if you can.
15. Take everyone's passport size photo. After that, list on a paper "Suspect 1, Suspect 2" and so on.
16. Put some talcum powder on your palm and blow it. Stand up and reach for the sky screaming, "Anthrax! Woohooo! "
17. Check everyone's neck for a mark/distinct sign. Rally other "Heroes".
18. Try to stop the door from closing. In whatever way you can. Seriously.
19. Activate your bluetooth. Send introductory messages to everyone on the list. BUT, describe yourself as "The person next to you".
20. Slap someone on the cheeks. Reason: Mosquitoes.
21. Smoke to activate the sprinkler system. Bathe if you must.
22. Write the word "FIRE" on a piece of paper. Throw it on the floor. Take the fire extinguisher and hose it down.
23. Give everyone your email address. Tell them to add you on Friendster/Facebook.
24. Sit crossed legged. Tell everyone that you will float.
25. Cover your nose and point to the person next to you. Preferably one smaller than your size.
26. Lastly, fart before you exit the MRT.
this list has been compiled by the ever-so-hilarious Abu. gosh, reading your blog makes me smile. :D i should really try one of these some day. when i'm feeling *evil*.
anyway, considering i've had so much time to let my brain rot today, i got thinking about what we have. but that's for another day. till wednesday, i'll just look forward to seeing him smile at me.
like i said i do, whenever i see him. :)
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Wani
23/02/1986 (Pisces)
(Psychology & Communications) Monash University
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